blow dryer
i dropped her blow dryer in the bathtub
yeah i stirred up quite a mess
i dropped her blow dryer in the bathtub
yeah, i put that girl to rest
it was such pity
cuz she was kinda pretty
but i just couldn't take it anymore
i dropped her blow dryer in the bathtub
no she won't need it no more

she used to spend all her spare time primping in the bathroom
she wasn't getting ready for me
it didn't take a mr. einstein to figure out the woman wasn't
staying at her mother's til 3
and then one day while she was bathin
i dropped in on her havin
and figured out a way to even score
i dropped her blow dryer in the bathtub
no she won't need it no more

(break)

they say i'm crazy and the girls dead
but i got the job done right
they say electrocution's painless
yeah it really cured my pride
it was such a pity
cuz she was kinda pretty
but i just couldn't take it anymore
i dropped her blow dryer in the bathtub
no she won't need it no more
(plop, electrical noises and screaming)